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There are no trampolines in Heaven, Jacob knew from a very
early age. I think that was what made him behave so badly.

If trampolines can cause injury and heaven is full of god
then trampolines can't be in heaven because god doesn't
want cuts and bruises in heaven. So they must be in hell.

Jacob was a tough kid, took no prisoners in the playground,
didn't eat his greens, and died too soon in a tadpoling
accident.

He went to Heaven anyway (for being young), and
much to his concern he found trampolines. They were
equipped with extra thick padding round the edges and
constant safety monitors, but, even so, he never went on,
because it wasn't risk-free, and in Heaven you don't take
risks.